She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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