before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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