Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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