He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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