I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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