i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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