Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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