Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is the high leading the old right now
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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