I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
we made out on top of his cat.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
