i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
