Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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