My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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