Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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