when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it was like eating out sand paper
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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