I puked a lego.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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