Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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