Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
