Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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