Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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