So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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