cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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