So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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