If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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