I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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