i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Even my vagina gasped.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Randomize
