Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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