You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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