Porn is love you can see.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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