are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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