ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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