Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
from now on my penis is your penis
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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