Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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