i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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