we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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