That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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