That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Vodka?
Forever.
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It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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