I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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