Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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operation harelip BJ is a go
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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