i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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