the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
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