You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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