I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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