Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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