but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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