im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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