Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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