Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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