I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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