why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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