I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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