i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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