No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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