You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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